for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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