we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
