Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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