just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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