My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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