well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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