At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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