we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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