The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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