So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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