She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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