Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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