is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
This is my gift to your gina
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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