My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
