proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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