That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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