I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
