I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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