Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I just sharted jello shots
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