He is such a slut. More and more my type.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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