yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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