he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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