Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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