We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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