I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
this is an emotional support booty call
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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