How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I touched a dick in church today
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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