my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
