Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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