Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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