The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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