Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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