So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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