How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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