VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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