think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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