Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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