At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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