Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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