It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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