I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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