I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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