went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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