I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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