I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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