I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
tell me about the eggs
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
