CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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