So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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