so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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