also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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