yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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