Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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