I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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