I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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