I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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