I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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