Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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