i don't like sucking hair
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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