i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
